Hey, ladies

I have recently taken to only shaving my legs maybe once a month.  I have done this for three reasons: 

1) I am lazy

2) I am no longer tying the state of my leg hair to my identity as a woman or assuming it makes me unattractive

3) It frees up time

Seriously!  Why, with the ten minutes of time I save by not shaving my legs, I can do a whole host of things

• look at cute gifs
• crochet 150 stitches (I counted!)
• continue the ongoing argument with my daughter about whether or not she can play Batman constantly
• re-read a whole Cracked article
• drink vodka
• accidentally offend two people
• write and then abandon yet another story mock-up

It’s great!