Palisader

Jun 01

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astrozombina:

palisader:

astrozombina:

palisader replied to your post: ‘i heard he also had a giant penis???’ he did. there’s this playgirl spread which i unabashedly looked up not too long ago. it’s uh. it’s really nice. drives me to drink. & it’s totally okay. i had way too serious infatuation with kurt in high…

Wow, really?  I’ve been on the internet a long, long time, and seeing a nice dong just never gets old, you know?

oh sure google you TEASE

reblogging because WHOA

creep alert!: palisader replied to your post: ‘i heard he also had a giant penis???’... -

astrozombina:

palisader replied to your post: ‘i heard he also had a giant penis???’ he did. there’s this playgirl spread which i unabashedly looked up not too long ago. it’s uh. it’s really nice. drives me to drink. & it’s totally okay. i had way too serious infatuation with kurt in high…

Wow, really?  I’ve been on the internet a long, long time, and seeing a nice dong just never gets old, you know?

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earlgreytea68:

Smile, everyone!

earlgreytea68:

Smile, everyone!

(via interbutts)

May 30

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thecuriousmeidoc:

GOD DAMMIT SATAN IM TRYING TOWATCH MY ANIMU

thecuriousmeidoc:

GOD DAMMIT SATAN IM TRYING TOWATCH MY ANIMU

(Source: mrtoday, via likesomanycandles)

May 29

I just worked my first day after being off for six months (it’s not as nice as it sounds, honestly) and my head hurts and my eyes hurt but I’m so goddamned happy to be working again

okay so I’m going to play samurai warriors until my pills kick in and my headache goes away and I can sleep ok

ok

astrozombina:

frickingtavros:

t33nleijon:

basicperfectionist:

badcgijosh:

Kingdom Hearts: Lance Bass is involved

Final Fantasy 7: Crisis CoreThe main character dies at the end and will make you sob

a man gets shot in the head and is later dug up just to realize that he has to get shot in the head a million more times by random thugs yet somehow doesnt die again

a dude has nightmares and his wife has to be rescued and shadows come up and try to beat him up

rollerskating to japanese techno music and collecting stupid cans of paint

You fight some rats in a sewer, do a series of fetch-quests, and you can only sleep—which is required—in certain areas, most of which make you pay.

Also you have a team of followers that you have to keep happy at all times, lest they suddenly become angry, attempt to kill you, and then make off with all your best stuff.

astrozombina:

frickingtavros:

t33nleijon:

basicperfectionist:

badcgijosh:

Kingdom Hearts: Lance Bass is involved

Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core
The main character dies at the end and will make you sob

a man gets shot in the head and is later dug up just to realize that he has to get shot in the head a million more times by random thugs yet somehow doesnt die again

a dude has nightmares and his wife has to be rescued and shadows come up and try to beat him up

rollerskating to japanese techno music and collecting stupid cans of paint

You fight some rats in a sewer, do a series of fetch-quests, and you can only sleep—which is required—in certain areas, most of which make you pay.

Also you have a team of followers that you have to keep happy at all times, lest they suddenly become angry, attempt to kill you, and then make off with all your best stuff.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

May 28

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