In many ways The Witcher 2 is very much my shit, and in other ways it’s very much not. Specifically, the visual design of the game’s female characters stands out as pretty amazingly awful in a medium known for insanely awful female designs, and by itself was enough to override the good points and…
This is written by my husband, for the record. I watched him play The Witcher 2 and liked a lot about it, but was genuinely disgusted by the sex scenes. I’m no prude by anyone’s definition, but it was very explicit except the man happened to be wearing breeches the whole time and you know what, if you are literally going to show me a fully nude woman who is completely shaven, who has clothes that are magical and can be removed by magic what the fuck, and is moaning like she’s in a porno then yes, I wanna see some Geralt dick.
cool idea: bait all the anglophiles at your school into attending a ‘british culture’ club with relevant shitty fandom posters
when they get there, lock them in the room with tea, crumpets, finger sandwiches and 8 hours worth of documentaries on the horrors of british imperialism. don’t allow them to leave until they have watched every single one.
Throw in a few Thatcher interviews and a good half hour on Jimmy Savile.